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Original, I wrote it, not copyrighted, have fun
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(Italian accordion music and the sound of SCUBA in background.)
If you see a big eel,
and his teeth are like steel,
That's a Moray. (A Moray!)
If he's big and he's mean
and he's slimy and green,
That's a Moray. (A Moray)
(Chorus) If he slices the hose,
and then leaves you to doze,
That's a Moray!
A Moraaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!
A Moray.
When he's fanning his gills,
Better head for the hills,
That's a Moray. (A Moray!)
From a hole in the reef,
He will bring you much grief,
That's a Moray. (A Moray!)
(Chorus) If he slices the hose,
and then leaves you to doze,
That's a Moray!
A Moraaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!
A Moray.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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