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(Sung to the obvious tune.)

I'm coming home I've done my time.
And I've got to know what's Yeltsin's and what is mine.
Now if you've received the message telling you I'd soon be free,
Then you'll know just what to do if you still want me.
If you still want me.

Oh tie a yellow ribbon around the Kremlin tower.
It's been three long days that I've been out of power.
If I don't see a ribbon around that old Kremlin tower,
I'll stay in Crimea,
Ain't never gonna see ya',
Cause Yeltsin's the man of the hour.
If I don't see a yellow ribbon around that old Kremlin tower.

Aeroflot pilot please look for me,
Cause I couldn't dare to see what I might see.
Now I'm really still in trouble, and it's like there's still a coup,
A simple yellow ribbon will cure me from the flu.
Cure me from the flu.

(CHORUS)

Eddie Gornish
University of Illinois - Center for Supercomputing research & Development

ARPANET: gornish@csrd.uiuc.edu

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