Source: Benny Hill A wealthy aristocrat was hosting a party at his estate, which had been in his family for generations. He noticed that one of his guests bore a striking resemblance to himself. He could not believe that such a similarity could exist with no genetic link, so guessing that his father had sown some wild oats, he approached the guest and asked with a smirk "Was your mother ever a maid here?" The guest replied "No, but my father used to be the gardener."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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