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A friend of mine sent this to me in the mail from the Albany area.  I
have no clue where this was originally published, or when but it looks
like an on-campus thing.


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The Inter-Dwarf Memo Service

Compiled by Robb Perlman

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Inter-Dwarf Memo
To: Fellow Dwarves
From: Doc
Re: S. White

	If that bitch cleans one more
thermometer with Ajax, I'm gonna kill
her.   I'll give her apples, nice big
apples.  With surprises inside. Yeah,
surprises.

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Inter-Dwarf Memo
To: Fellow Dwarves
From: Happy
Re: S. White

	Let it be noted that if she
whistles that goddamned song one
more time I'm gonna rip her fuckin'
lips off.  Have a nice day.

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Inter-Dwarf Memo
To: Fellow Dwarves
From: Sneezy
Re: S. White

	Shes' driving me nuts boys. Ev-
ery three seconds it's "Bless you!" in
that damm sing-songy voice of hers. I
can't take it any more!  I'm not a well
dwarf you know.

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Inter-Dwarf Memo
To: Fellow Dwarves
From: Bashful
Re: S. White

	I really don't mean to start any-
thing, but since she enrolled me in that
assertiveness training seminar, the
only thing that I can think of giving me
pleasure is throwing her out of a
twenty story building.  I hope you
didn't mind receiving this memo.

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Inter-Dwarf Memo
To: Fellow Dwarves
From: Dopey
Re: S. White



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Inter-Dwarf Memo
To: Fellow Dwarves
From: Sleepy
Re: S. White

	She keeps making my bed. She
knows I'm going back to sleep in a 
minute, but nooo -- she has to make the
bed.
	Slut.

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Inter-Dwarf Memo
To: Fellow Dwarves
From: Grumpy
Re: S. White

	I really love what she's done
with the place.  Those throw pillows
make a world of difference.  And her 
hair!  Oh, I just love it!

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