To me, George Wallace is one of the funniest stand-up comedians today. He usually makes his jokes off the stupid things people do. You know, people do stupid things. One day, I was walking into Kentucky Fried Chicken, and I ordered 3 buckets of chickens, 24 pieces in each bucket, and the lady asked me, "Is this here or to go?"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)