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Yugoslavia has recently broken down over unresolvable differences between it's different ethnics groups. What if this split was to continue to a ridiculous level: This work is original and topical. History of the Jolnopski family house 1990: Part of Yugoslavia, but not too pleased about it. 1991: Part of the new nation of Croatia and fairly rapt in it. 1992: Croatia begins to break down, mainly caused by the controversial 2-0 defeat of Croatia North by Croatia South. 1993: The famous Skiski valley area cecedes from Croatia North, citing deliberate gardening by the treacherous mountain folk, whose deliberate and premeditated digging cut off the MTV cable. 1994: Trotsky Street district splits from the rest of the valley over the great Lamington Drive fraud. Mrs Jolnopski swears she saw the Lompocski twins dipping their sticky fingers in the till, and has the stained currency to prove it. 1995: Number 24 (The Jolnopski household) leaves the Trotsky Street Republic, blaming it on the infamous Pissing In The Plug Socket incident, which resulted in a power surge that blacked out the whole valley for two days, two cats losing their tails, four black eyes, three broken noses and seventy two pregnancies. 1996: The Jolnopski Independent Federation undergoes massive changes as Mrs Jolnopski tries to enter Janov's bedroom without a visa. All hell breaks loose when Stanislaw tries to import wild mushrooms into the kitchen without a customs clearance. Violence breaks out when little Eva doesn't pay duties on the use of her sister's Bon Jovi tapes. The dog cecedes and annexes the backyard. If you've enjoyed reading this (or my previous 'Long Airline Flight' posting) and you'd like to read more, I write a weekly serial called Rocket Roger. Drop a line and I'll subscribe you, or check out the merchandise on rec.humor. Bye ! The Mad Scribe
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