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{ed Reportedly from Farrel's Ice Cream Parlors, copyright 1963}
I just got this through the "Office 'Xeroxable' Humor" underground and I
thought it was pretty good. Sorry if it's a repeat, I relatively new on
the net... enjoy!
"Famous 10 Calorie Diet"
Breakfast Lunch Dinner
Monday Weak Tea 1 Bouillon Cube 1 Pigeon Thigh and
in 1/2 Cup of 3 oz. Apricot Nectar
Dilluted Water (Gargle only)
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Scraped crumbs Donut Hole 2 Jellyfish skins
Tuesday from burnt (without sugar)
Toast & 1 glass of
Dehydrated water
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1 Boiled 1/2 Dozen Bee's Knees
Wednesday Mushroom Poppy Seeds Mosquito Knuckles
Sauteed in Vinegar
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Shredded Egg Belly Buttons 2 Eyes from
Thursday Shell Skins from 2 Navel Irish Potatoes
Oranges (Dried)
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2 Lobster 1 Guppy Fin Fillet of
Friday Antennae Fried in Butter Soft Shell
and 1 drop of Sherry Crab Claw
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4 Chopped Broiled JellyFish Verebrae
Saturday Banana Seeds Butterfly Liver in Wine Sauce
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Pickled Prime Rib of Baked Shrimp Fins
Sunday Hummingbird Tadpole Tossed Paprika and
Tongue 1 Clover leaf
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(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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