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Slab Wagon humor

IRVINMJ@wsuvm1.csc.wsu.edu (Michael J. Irvin, WSU, 509/335-0437)
(smirk)

Source: Exerpt from local article in Spokane Spokesman-Review by K.
Darcy Hanzlik concerning county employees who remove road kills, those
"unfortunate critters that (have) met destiny with the roll of a tire:"

Road kill is "a fact of like so you've got to have a sense of humor
about it," said Dick Novotney, a state road maintenance supervisor who,
like many in his field, keeps his hand on the "You-Hit-It, We-Spit-It
Road Kill Grill" menu.

No one is quite sure where the mock menu came from, but it sports such
dishes as "The Chicken that Didn't Quite Cross the Road," "Poodles 'N'
Noodles," "Chunk of Skunk," and the daily special -- "Anything Dead
Between 2 Slabs of Bread."

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