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Error-free programming

peter@aix1.uottawa.ca (Pete Hickey)
(computer, smirk, true)

When I was a T.A., a student came to me wondering why his
Pascal program wouldn't print anything.  I compiled it
and ran it myself, and sure enough, no output.  I looked
through the program, and the WRITELNs were there.  This became
a problem I had to solve.  I added some of my own, and
still, nothing was written to the screen.

After about 15 minutes of careful examination, I noticed that
the entire program had been commented out.  This guy was
compiling a comment.  I pointed this out to him, but he
said to me,

   "Yeah but I had to do that.  It was the only way to get
    rid of all of the errors."

-Pete
-- 
Pete Hickey
Computing & Communication Services    
110 Seraphin-Marion -- U of Ottawa   

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