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ACME PHYSICS SUPPLY SHOPPE
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Frictionless Surfaces only $4.95 per square meter!
Inextensible Massless Rope only $1.99 per meter!
Point Masses only $1.39 per kilogram!
Massless, Zero-Volume Paint
--Perfect for labeling those *** SOLD OUT ***
pesky electrons so you can
keep them straight!
Frictionless Pulleys only $2.00 ea.
Massless Pulleys only $4.49 ea.
Frictionless, Massless Pulleys regularly $10.00, now only
$7.49 !
Ideal Springs $.75 and up
Ideal Gas
-monatomic $5.00 per liter *
-diatomic $7.50 per liter *
-triatomic $10.00 per liter *
* plus deposit on container. All gases delivered at STP.
Magnetic Monopoles $1.25 ea.
--Great Party Jokes!
Thousands of Possibilities!
Annoy that theoretician in your family!
Perfect Voltmeter only $99.99
Perfect Ammeter only $159.99
Special Sale:
Buy Ammeter, get Voltmeter for half price!
700 W Perfect Refrigerator only $899.99
Zero-Resistance Wire
--Various guages available, inquire as to price and/or availability
An original idea by B. Bacher, with a bit of help from a few friends...
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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