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Everyone knows the story of the little girl who answered the phone and
when she heard the caller was offering to clean the carpets she answered,
"Mother says she is not in if you are cleaning carpets." In the same
vein we have the true exchange below. [original, true: happened in a
friend's family]
CALLER: Hello
LITTLE GIRL: Hello
CALLER (hearing it is a little girl): Could I talk to your mother?
LITTLE GIRL: Just a moment.
(Goes and calls her mother).
MOTHER: Hello
CALLER: Hello, how are you? I am calling from the Music Conservatory.
Would you be interested in music lessons for your kids?
MOTHER: I don't have any kids. <click>
Alex. (pruss@unixg.ubc.ca)
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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