Heard on a local newstalk show in Atlanta. -------- A caller calls up a radio station to report on traffic conditions on their toll free line. He is received by a harried traffic news coordinator on a particularly busy and accident prone day. Caller: I want to report an obstruction on I-85. It is a large mata deer that is blocking the road. Traffic reporter ( a bit agitated..): And what is a mata deer ? Caller (with a smirk): Nothing, dear. Traffic Reporter: !!&**%%$$$
(From the "Rest" of RHF)