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Stop! Whoever crosseth the bridge of Death, must answer first these questions three, ere the other side he see:

``What is your name?''

``Sir Brian of Bell.''

``What is your quest?''

``I seek the Holy Grail.''

``What are four lowercase letters that are not legal flag arguments to the Berkeley UNIX version of `ls'?''

``I, er.... AIIIEEEEEE!''

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