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agreement by sending this...

Rumors of disharmony between IBM and Microsoft have been appearing in
business sections and trade journals for months.  Despite evidence to
the contrary, however, IBM and Microsoft have been claiming that their
relationship is just fine.

Of course, Microsoft employees have been wondering about the real
story.  At the Microsoft systems meeting last summer, during the
question-and-answer period, an employee asked senior vice president
Steve Ballmer about the news reports of a possible divorce between IBM
and Microsoft.  Steve's answer:

"No, we are not having serious problems with IBM.  Our relationship is
like two bears making love in the woods.  We're going to move the
world together.  If the press is hearing rumbling, it's only because
we're changing positions."

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