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The U.S. Supreme Court appears to have upheld the practice of administrators forbidding doctors from counseling abortion, forcing the doctors to follow a "script." Following Supreme Court precedent, we imagine the script might look something like this:

"You have the right to remain pregnant. Anything I say may be used against me in a court of law. You have the right to be presented with offspring. If you do not desire a baby and cannot afford one, a baby will be mandated for you by the Court."

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