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[ The following was contributed by one of the ladies in my SCUBA club, the
Ontario Underwater Explorers. ]

A man walks into a sex shop.  He asks the woman at the counter, "Could I
please speak to one of the men working here?"  She replies, "I'm sorry, but
I'm the only one here.  But I've been working here for two years, and I've
seen and heard everything, so you don't have to worry about shocking me.  Let
me help you."

So he asks to buy a plastic pussy, and she takes it down off the shelf and
starts wrapping it up for him.  She says, "If you don't mind me asking, what
are you going to use it for?"  He replies, "Well, uh, actually, um, I'm going
to take it home and screw the hell out of it."

"That's good," she replies, "because if you were going to eat it I'd have to
charge you GST."

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