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      . . . I walked in to the Burger King the other day,
      and told the woman at the register that I had misdialed
      Fiji.  She said she couldn't give me instant credit.
      I said, "AT&T always did".  She blubbered, "But
      you're not dealing with AT&T!"
          "Well I am NOW!" I said as I stormed out the door.
      Then I walked to the nearest pay phone, called the
      operator and ordered a Whopper.

                                     -Heath
                                      (Except for the
                                       obvious connection
                                       to the commercial, 
                                       it's original.)

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