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So how would you define a lady and a politian?

jal4541@cec2.wustl.edu (James B. Beam)
(heard it, sexual stereotypes, rot13, smirk)

{ed Original version had a diplomat}

when a politian says yes,
he means maybe,
when a politian says maybe,
he means no,
when a politian says no,
he's not a politian.

when a lady says no,
she means maybe,
when a lady says maybe, 
she means yes,
when a lady says yes,
she's not a lady.

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