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Experts, Lawyers and Judges

mike@mks.UUCP (Mike Brookbank)
Mortice Kern Systems Inc., Waterloo, Ontario, CANADA
(heard it, smirk)

Experts are people who know a great deal about very little and who go
along learning more and more about less and less until they know
practically everything about nothing.    

Lawyers, on the other hand, are people who know very little about many
things and keep learning less and less about more and more until they
know practically nothing about everything.

Judges are people who start out knowing everything about everything but
end up knowing nothing about anything because of their constant
association with experts and lawyers.

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