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I (symbol of spade) Kurds
In response to Lenore Skenazy, who asked Advertising Age readers to come up with bumper stickers for Saddam Hussein:
"My Army invaded Kuwait and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker"
"Quit honking! I'm retreating as fast as I can"
"Shi'ites happen"
"Dukakis-Bentsen in '92"
"If you don't like the way I reign get out of small, neighboring countries"
"Lose Kuwait now! Ask me how"
"If you're right and own a uranium refining plant, I'm single"
"If you can read this you're probably with the 1st Airborne"
"Bomb me, I need the insurance"
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