Q.: Why do blondes have more fun?
A.: They don't know any better.
Q.: What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear?
A.: "Thanks for the refill!"
Q.: How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A.: "What's a light bulb?"
Q.: Why do blondes wear clothing with shoulder pads?
A.: (said with shoulders raised and head bouncing from left to right)
"I dunno."
--
Roy M. Jacobsen
North Dakota State University
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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