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[I received this today (early January '91) from John Greiner (John.Greiner@GS2.SP.CS.CMU.EDU)]

Rising D.C. Pizza Index indicates war

WASHINGTON - The pizza index indicates military action is imminent in the gulf, a Domino's delivery official said today.

Record numbers of late-night pizza deliveries have been made to the White House, Pentagon and State Department, said Frank Meeks, owner of several Washington-area Domino's outlets. Similar patterns came immediately before the invasions of Panama and Grenada, he said.

The record for late-night deliveries to CIA headquarters came the night before Iraq invaded Kuwait last August, Meeks said.

(from our local newspaper, who got it "from Star-Bulletin news services")

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