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I heard these two quotes within the past week:
Off Israel Radio English service, commenting on how Palestinian support
for Saddam Hussein might damage future Palestinian political aspirations,
the politically moderate Arab mayor of Bethlehem, Israel, an Arab village,
said:
The Palestinians never miss an opportunity
to miss an opportunity.
{ed Reportedly a quote of Abba Eban, and Israeli statesman.}
Having been waiting in the sands of Saudi Arabia for six months,
a US infantry soldier said during an interview:
If they don't let me kill someone, I'm gonna kill someone.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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