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Pre-War Iraq Jokes

The Editor

(topical, chuckle)

The following are some of the better jokes from before the war, some of which can be found in volume III of the TeleJokeBook

Q: What did Saddam say to George Bush after he invaded Kuwait?

A: Read my lips, I'm pulling out of Kuwait.

If he did pull out it would be Kuwaitis Interruptus.

*Iraq += *Kuwait; 
free(Kuwait); 
num_countries- -;

Kurt Waldheim met recently with Saddam and said, "Saddam, I knew Adolf Hitler; Aldolf Hitler was a friend of mine, and Saddam, you're no Adolph Hitler.

Saddam says that if anybody else compares him to Hitler, he'll gas them.

Picture of an Iraqi on a camel viewed through a gunsight. Caption: "I'd fly 10,000 miles to smoke a camel."

Picture: Iraqi tank on the desert with a "baby on board" window sticker.

George Bush heard there was a Gulf Crisis, misunderstood, and went to work on his chipping.

Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

A: Turkey.

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