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[I heard second-hand that this was invented by some columnist in Dagens Nyheter, a big Swedish daily]

Boris Yeltsin has said that Gorbachev's idea to combine socialism with market economy is as impossible as mating a viper with a hedgehog.

And what do you get when you cross a snake and a hedgehog? Barbed wire, of course.

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