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Copyright 1991 Patrick D. Scannell
Used by Permission

                   Churn, Churn, Churn
                    (a song parody)
 
To everything (churn churn churn)
There is a deadline (churn churn churn)
And a time you should have finished every project.
A time to debug, a time to code,
To test local mail, to send node to node,
A time to build, and to integrate,
And a time to explain why it's late
 
To everything (churn churn churn)
There is a deadline (churn churn churn)
And a time you should have finished every project.
A time to reboot, a time to crash,
A time for checks, a time for cash,
A time to rush, a time to wait,
And a ti-ime to be-e kept waiting,
 
To everything (churn churn churn)
There is a deadline (churn churn churn)
And a time you should have finished every project.
A time to eat lunch, a time to write specs,
A time to go home, a time to have fun,
A time to work, a time to work,
And a time to work o-overtime
 
To everything (churn churn churn)
There is a deadline (churn churn churn)
And a time you should have finished every project.
A time to reflect, a time to explain,
A time to object, a time to refrain,
A time to agree, a time to fight,
But no time to do the job right
 
To everything (churn churn churn)
There is a deadline (churn churn churn)
And a time you should have finished every project.
A time to design, a time to code,
To send local mail, to send node to node,
A time to build, a time to test,
And a time to be taken away for a long rest

To everything (churn churn churn)
There is a deadline (churn churn churn)
And a time you should have finished every project.

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