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The war in the Persian Gulf has brought about the use of many new high-tech American weapons, weapons that until now had never been tested in combat. Most of these weapons have met with astonishing success, but none with as much success as the Stealth Missile. The Stealth Missile has the ability to avoid all forms of detection, not just electronic, but visual as well. Here is a video, recently released by the military, of the Stealth Missile in action.

[Scene: Iraqi war room. Several Iraqi officers are discussing a map of the middle east.]

Officer : So it is decided! We will launch more SCUDs at Tel Aviv tonight!

[A knock at the door.]

Officer : Who is it?

Voice : Mr. Al-Hakbarrraazzer...?

Officer : What did you say?

Voice : Mr. Hussezzakbaghdiz...?

Officer : I can't understand you! Who is this?

[pause]

Voice : Plumber...

Officer : We don't need a plumber! We no longer have running water!

[pause]

Voice : Candygram...

Officer : Okay, wise guy! Who is this really?

[pause]

Voice : CNN reporter...

Officer : Oh! Okay, you can come in!

[The officer opens the door revealing a missile wearing a trenchcoat and Groucho glasses. It flies into the room and detonates.]

Now aren't you glad your Congress voted the appropriations?

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