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Burrowers Corporation, for decades a leader in mainframe computing
introduces the first personal portable computer good enough to bear
the Burrowers name:
The Burrito-1000
Why gamble on new and untried technology, risk your precious data with
equipment and manufacturers that don't have a proven track-record when
you can buy the Burrito-1000, the culmination of decades of refinement
of reliable, proven technology?
Just look at how the Burrito-1000 compares with other personal
computers:
IBM Apple CDC Burrito
PC Macintosh Cyber 1000
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* Built-in thermal printer No No No Yes
* EBCDIC compatible No No Yes Yes
* Built-in 9-Track 1600BPI
ANSI standard 1/2" tape No No opt. Yes
* Built-in punchcard reader No No opt. Yes
* Fits in briefcase No No No Yes(1)
* Current-loop interface No No opt. Yes
* Batch processing No No Yes Yes
* Accepts 3-phase power No No Yes Yes
* Internal word size 16 Bits 32 Bits 60 Bits 87 Bits
* Internal memory a little some oodles gobs
* Power steering No No No No
* Teletype compatible
paper tape reader No No No Yes
* Just right for you Nope Uh-unh CBNC(2) YES!
(1) Large briefcase required
(2) Close, but no cigar
Plus, the Burrito-1000 features the following powerful software packages:
BASTRANBOL: The first truly all-purpose computer language--combines
the structure and maintainability of BASIC with the
simplicity and convenience of FORTRAN and the efficiency
and elegance of COBOL. Plus, it's Ada-compatible!
Debased Too: The most user-friendy batch-mode database program
anywhere!
Caterpillar Tractors' new Spreadsheet system: generates more BS for
your reports than any other spreadsheet!
Yes, finally, there's a computer that's just right for you!
The Burrito-1000
(Now available at the Boatanchor Computer Center nearest you.)
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