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The Cleveland Browns football team hasn't been doing well lately. The following photocopy, discovered on a bulletin board somewhere, was no doubt drafted by bitter fans when the team lost one game 42-0. Or maybe it was after the coach was fired the following week... CLEVELAND BROWNS Football Schedule 1990 ---------------------- September 12 Dayton Junior High School September 19 Cub Scout Troop No. 101 September 26 Ohio Academy for the Blind October 3 Crippled Childrens' Home October 17 St. George Home for Wayward Girls October 21 Girl Scout Troop No. 69 November 1 Ohio V.D. Clinic Post #3 November 7 Akron Boys Choir November 14 Korean War Amputees November 21 VA Hospital Polio Patients Rule Changes From Last Year --------------------------- 1. When playing the polio patients, the Browns must not disconnect any leg braces. 2. When playing the girl scouts, the Browns must not eat their cookies. 3. When playing the blind academy, the Browns must not hide the football in their jerseys. 4. When playing the Korean War Amputees, the Browns must not file any protests about players with one leg being harder to tackle. Rules the Same as Last Year --------------------------- 1. A Browns touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal-line for all you fans who have never seen one) is still worth 21 points. 2. The Browns will be allowed 27 men on the field at all times. 3. The Browns will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time during the course of the game. Name Changes ------------ The Cleveland Browns name will be changed to the Cleveland Tampons, as they are good for one period only and don't have a second string. Coaching Changes ---------------- Bud will be replaced by Linda Lovelace. She will no doubt blow a few but she won't choke on the big ones.
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