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From: rws3n@astsun8.astro.virginia.edu (Robert W. Spiker) >big-e# telnet >telnet> open borg.big.cube.mil >Trying 301.143.45.45 ... >Conected to borg422.big.cube.mil. > ...... >You have mail. >borg422% sleep & >[1] 1489 >borg422% ...Broadcast message at 19:02:34 from root@borg422.big.cube.mil: >System shutdown in three minutes... >borg422% >borg422% logout >Connection closed by foreign host. >big-e# > What is actually happening over in borg422.big.cube.mil: borg422% Usage: sleep time-in-seconds [1] Exit 1 sleep borg422% /usr/etc/fastboot borg422% mail riker@big-e.uss.starfleet.mil < tractor_beam borg422% mail riker@big-e.uss.starfleet.mil < cutter_beam borg422% mail riker@big-e.uss.starfleet.mil < cutter_beam borg422% telnet telnet> open big-e.uss.startfleet.mil network unreachable telnet> ST fans certainly don't like this alternate ending due to Data issuing a command without an argument ... Andy
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