Associated Press reported that Mikhail Gorbachev told the following joke to a gathering of journalists in the Kremlin lobby: They say that Mitterand has 100 lovers. One has AIDS but he doesn't know which one. Bush has 100 bodyguards. One is a terrorist, but he doesn't know which one. Gorbachev has 100 economic advisors. One is smart, but he doesn't know which one.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)