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My bologna has a first name,
It's c-o-w cow.
My bologna has a second name,
It's l-i-p-s lips.
Oh, I have to eat it every day,
And if you ask me why I'll sayyyy...
'Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way
Of getting by the FDA!
{ed Just a joke, Oscar...}
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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