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Longest insurance

lilje@nordita.dk (Per B. Lilje, NORDITA, Copenhagen, Denmark)

(pun, smirk, sexual)

I heard this resently, I don't think it is new.

In a small town, there were three insurance companies.  One of
them started an advertising campaign with the slogan: "We'll
insure you from cradle to grave".  The second company answered
with its own new slogan: "We'll insure you from womb to tomb".
But then the third company invented its new slogan: "We'll insure
you from erection to resurrection!".

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