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Hack Scoreboard I'd Like to See

boutell@freezer.it.udel.edu (Tom Boutell)
(funny, computer)

You reached the 98th place on the top 100 list.

 No  Points      Name                                                  Hp [max]
  1  oo squared  hacker-Tourist died on dungeon level 99.
                 Hacked the source for an exponential score.         - [Absurd]
                 killed by floating point exception.
  2  50000000    Stallone- Barbarian died on dungeon level 20.
                 Tripped.                                            - [500]
  3  20938434    Rockefeller-Philanthropist died on dungeon          - [100]
     (All Gold)  level 10. Killed by socialist kobolds.
  
  96 1988        Quayle-Republican died on dungeon level 1990.
                 Sent by Bush to handle "the black dragon thing."    - [Nil]
  97 1950        Hapless- Freshman died on dungeon level 1.
                 Killed by newt while stuck in "caps lock."          - [10]
  98 1900        You-Undergraduate quit on dungeon level 10.
                 Remembered exam in fifteen minutes.               2.5 [4.0]
  99 1500        Big_Mona-Valkyrie died on dungeon level 10.
                 Surrounded by orcs while in the "porcelain
                 throne room."                                       - [200]
 100 10          Wesley- Ensign died on bridge level 1.
                 Killed by absolutely everybody.                     - [1]

                   

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