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...on Staaaaaaaar Trek: The Next Generation.... Data becomes a hacker... Riker: Data, you've got two minutes to break into the Borg mainframe!! Data: Acknowledged, Captain. big-e# telnet telnet> open borg.big.cube.mil Trying 301.143.45.45 ... Conected to borg422.big.cube.mil. Escape character is '^]'. BorgOS UNIX (borg422.big.cube.mil) login: root Password: login incorrect login: root Password: login incorrect login: locutus Password: Last login: Jun 25 2367 02:45:50 on console BorgOS Release 2.1.1 (BORG422) #422: Dec 12 09:07:30 GMT 2365 Message of the day: Usenet is irrelevant. BIFF is futile. You have mail. borg422% sleep & [1] 1489 borg422% ...Broadcast message at 19:02:34 from root@borg422.big.cube.mil: System shutdown in three minutes... borg422% borg422% logout Connection closed by foreign host. big-e# ....Next week, on an all-new episode of Staaaaaar Trek: The Next Generation! Robert W. Spiker, UVa Dept. of Astronomy +------------------------+ It is truly written that a man has five | rws3n@virginia.edu | times as many fingers as ears, but only | rws3n@virginia (BITNET)| twice as many ears as noses.
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