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British class distinctions

dbf@watdragon.uwaterloo.ca (David Ferrier)
(swearing, smirk)

[source unknown]

An Irishman and an Englishman park their cars side by side
in a pub parking lot. The Irishman has a clapped-out 1954 
Morris 1000; the Englishman, a new Rolls-Royce.

Irishman:
        Shure and t'ats a mighty fine-lookin' motor car you 
        have there, soar! If you please...what does a man have 
        to do to get a motor car like that?
Englishman:
        Than-kew vehry much, my good man. 
        I woahk foah Cunard.
Irishman:
        I wurk foahcun `ard, too! 

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