Since there's so much confusion in the Middle East right now, somebody ought to tell Salman Rushdie that it's a good time to go out for some groceries.
Saddam Hussein assumed the Presidency of Iraq by killing his predecessor. His predecessor did the same. Obviously in Iraq they have a "one bullet, one vote" system.
Now that Pete Rose is in prison, someone reportedly heard him say that it's good to be back in uniform again. Also, the prison warden said that Pete was the only person he's known whose appearance was improved by the prison haircut.