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Billy and Jimmy are playing out on the playground.  Jimmy turns to Billy and
says, "Billy, what's a penis?"

Billy replies, "I don't know.  I'll ask my parents when I get home."

So that afternoon Billy goes home.  Billy's mom is in the kitchen.  Billy goes
up to her and asks, "Mom, what's a penis?"

Billy's mom says, "Billy!  Don't ask me questions like that!  Go ask your
father."

So Billy runs off and finds his father, reading the afternoon paper.

Billy asks his father, "Dad, what's a penis?"

Billy's father seems quite pleased with his son's question.  "Ah, my son is
becoming a man!"  Billy's father stands up, undoes his pants, pulls them and
his underwear down.

"This, my son, this is a penis," says Billy's father.  "And for your
information, this is not just any old penis.  This is a 'perfect' penis."

Now fully informed, Billy returns to school the next day.  At recess Jimmy
approaches Billy.

"Hey, Billy, did you find out what a penis is?"

"Yeah, I did," Billy says, and leads Jimmy back behind some tress where no one
can see them.

Billy undoes his pants, pulls them and his underwear down and says,
"Jimmy, this is a penis.  And not only that:  if it were four inches shorter,
it would be a 'perfect' penis."

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