A man overhears one old Italian man talking to
another. He hears him say:
"Firs' Emma come. Den I come. Den two es come.
Den I comagain. Den two es comagain. Den I peepee.
Den I comagain."
The young man goes up to him and says: "You have
a pretty impressive sex life for a man of your age!"
The old Italian replies: "Whata sex life? I was
justa telling him howa to spell Mississippi."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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