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Hi.  The following flyer is for real.  A bunch of these were left on the 
windshields of cars that were parked in the streets near UCLA.
							--Greg


			TWO ESCORTS NEEDED

			    THIS SUNDAY

    		FOR THE MILLER LITE BEACH VOLLEYBALL

		   CHAMPIONSHIPS AT HERMOSA BEACH

			    ($100.00 EACH)

Two female escorts for a fun-loving guy are needed for the Miller Lite
Beach Volleyball Championships at Hermost Beach this Sunday (8/26/90).

Ladies must be babes--knockouts who love to show it off at this "skin show"
and who have outgoing frisky personalities.  A tan is a must.  The bigger
the breasts the better.

Regarding safety, whatever it takes to make you feel comfortable will
be done.  I can meet you at a place of your choosing.  We can take your
car with one of you at the wheel if desired.  You can fisk me if you want!

What better way can 2 ladies each make $100.00?  $50.00 will be given upon
pickup, and the other $50.00 at the end of the day.

If you qualify but aren't interested, please pass this on to someone
who might be.

If interested, give me a call at 818/799-4111 and ask for Gary.  I will
need to meet with you briefly to see if you qualify.  Please bring a 
picture of yourself in a bikini if possible.

		Offer Expires On Sunday, August 26, 1990


			    (Not For Sex)

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