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[ On KLRU, the PBS station here in the valley, a Kuwaiti student was explaining how a good portion of the people of Kuwait are on vacation this time of year (a good thing considering the temperature) and they are worried that they will not be able to go home. I can just see ol' Hussein the day before the invasion... ]

<Ring> ... <Ring> ... <Ring> ... <Ring> ... <Click>

``Hello, You've reached the Kuwait national answering machine. Since it was 130 deg. in the shade, and we're all millionaires, we decided to all go on vacation for the month of July. Please leave your message at the tone. <Beep>

``Hello, er, I hate these things, er, this is Saddam Hussein... I have massed my military on your border and if you don't...'' <beep> ... <click>

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