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From the March 1990 Playboy interview with Donald Trump:
Playboy: How is your marriage?
Trump: Just fine. Ivana is a very kind and good woman. I also think she has the instincts and drive of a good manager. She's focused and she's a perfectionist.
Playboy: And as a wife, not a manager?
Trump: I never comment on romance.... She's a great mother, a good woman who does a good job.
Playboy: What is marriage to you? Is it monogamous?
Trump: I don't have to answer that. I never speak about my wife--which is one of the advantages of not being a politician. My marriage is and should be a personal thing.
Overheard at a party:
The bookmakers are taking bets on who Donald Trump will marry next (a serious remark).
Odds are: Marla Maples 34 to 1, Elizabeth Taylor 5000 to 1, etc. etc., and Boy George 65000 to 1.
Someone else who overheard suggested that The Donald would place a large bet on Boy George and marry him to collect.
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