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From Jay Leno's monologue (2/7/90): Speaking of the new McDonald's in Moscow, Leno says:

Actually the first fast-food franchise in the Soviet Union was supposed to be Taco Bell, but it was called off when the Soviet officials heard the Taco Bell slogan:

"RUN FOR THE BORDER!"

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