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VICE PRESIDENT DAN QUAYLE'S ADVENTURES IN... Hawaii, Sept. 1989: "Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is IN the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here." Prince William Sound, Alaska, May 1989 [Remarks to oil spill clean-up workers]: "It's a very valuable function and requirement that you're performing, so have a great day and keep a stiff upper lip." "The President is going to benefit from me reporting directly to him when I arrive." Pago Pago, April 1989: [Pronounced "Pango Pango" by the natives and "Pogo Pogo" by Mr. Quayle.] El Salvador, Feb. & June 1989: "We expect them [Salvadoran officials] to work toward the elimination of human rights." "El Salvador is a democracy so it's not surprising that there are many voices to be heard here. Yet in my conversations with the Salvadorans... I have heard a single voice..."
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