Q: How many Roumanians does it take to change a 40 watt lightbulb? A: 60,000 dead and 300,000 injured. (Ceaucescu restricted the Roumanians to use only one 40 watt lightbulb per family, to save electricity.) I made it up myself, so don't blame anyone else for it.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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