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Heard recently on National Public Radio; and rendered here as semi-quote (common punctuation mark in Washington DC) from memory, as best I can recall:

Here come Democrats,
Here come Democrats,
Throwing money a-way!
Lots of entitlements,
Lots of bureaucrats,
Eating money like hay!

Republicans act just like Scrooge,
They're counting nickels and dimes.
And so between them both you see,
It's Christ-mas All The Time!

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