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Donation?

nagel@wintermute.ics.uci.edu (Mark Nagel)
UC Irvine Department of ICS
(sexual, smirk)

A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.

Man:	"What are you doing here today?"

Woman:	"Oh, I'm here to donate some blood.  They're going to give me
	$5 for it."

Man:	"Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself.
	But they pay me $25."

The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more
before going their separate ways.

Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the
donation center.

Man:	"Oh, hi there!  Here to donate blood again?"

Woman:	[shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."

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