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Cinderella was crying in the corner because she couldn't go to the ball.
Her fairy godmother asked her why, and she cried, "Because I don't have a
diaphragm!" 

Poof!  The fairy godmother waved her wand, and there was a diaphragm,
exactly Cinderella's size.  Cinderellas eyes lighted up, and she skipped
out the door to go meet the prince.

"Beware!" the fairy godmother cried after her.  "Return before midnight, or
the diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin!"


Later the clock struck 12, and Cinderella had not returned.  1 o'clock came
and went, then 2, and 3.  The fairy godmother was getting very worried.
Finally at 4 am Cinderella walked in, a big grin on her face.

"Oh, my poor child, what happened?  Are you all right?" asked the fairy
godmother.

"I'm just great!" replied Cinderella.  "I met this guy named Peter
Peter..."
--
(heard from my wife)

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