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Time reporter: Mr. President, what do you feel would have been the difference in the world scenario if instead of Kennedy, Kruschev had been assassinated?

(Gorbachev thinks for a while, then replies pensively)

Gorbachev : I doubt if Onassis would have married Mrs. Kruschev!

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