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First day of college

MZINTL@vmsd.cf.uci.edu
(heard it, smirk)

With most schools starting off the new year, I thought I'd send out
this one I found in some joke book years ago:

A freshman was at Princeton on his first day of school.  He was looking
for the library and didn't know where to find it.  He saw a gentleman in
a knit sweater, and the freshman figured him for an upper classman.  So
he approached the man and asked, "Excuse me, can you tell me where the
library is at?"
The upper classman snootily responded, "My dear boy, at Princeton, we do
not end our sentences with a preposition."
The freshman considered this for a moment, then said, "Fine.  Can you tell
me where the library is at, asshole?"

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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